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SCP-PL-2004-J

- Very fast vehicle of anthropomorphic amphibian

- 高速人型水陸両用車両

joke neutralized physics pl scp transport
joke neutralized 物理法則 scp-pl transport(?)
http://scp-wiki.net.pl/scp-pl-2004-j
http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-2004-pl-j

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アイテム番号: SCP-PL-2004-J

オブジェクトクラス: Safe Neutralized

特別収容プロトコル: SCP-PL-2004-Jは、特殊な印が付けられた地点(床に描かれた赤い円)上の小さい空き場所に収容されます。
SCP-PL-2004-J is to be contained in a small, empty room on a specialy marked place (a red circle drawn on the floor).

全ての試験はゾーン-69に位置する、実験上の要求に合わせて特別に設計された障害物コースで行われます。コースは常に監視されなければならず、SCP-PL-2004-Jを使用する試験者は常に移動式カメラの監視下になければなりません。オブジェクトの移動や試験を中断する場合、カメラを用いてSCP-PL-2004-Jの現在位置を特定しなければなりません。捜索後、別の実験が予定されている場合を除いて、オブジェクトは直ちにに収容室に戻されなければなりません。
All tests should be executed on an obstacle course located on Zone-69, designed specifically for the experiment needs. The course has to be constantly monitored, and the testers using SCP-PL-2004-J have to be under constant observation of moving cameras. In the case of ceasing the object’s movement, which also ceases the test, the place of current whereabouts of SCP-PL-2004-J has to be determined using cameras. After the retrieval, the object has to be immediately returned to the containment room, the only exception is when another experiment is scheduled.

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SCP-PL-2004-J on the place near the obstacle course. (Why the fuck did you put here a photo of an empty place? I can put here a photo of a random place as well and write „Ah, here! Here’s the fucking SCP-PL-2004-J!'')

障害物コース付近のSCP-PL-2004-J(一体全体何故お前は何も無い場所を写した写真を置いていたんだ?俺なら適当な場所の写真を挿入したうえに「ああ、ここだ!クソったれなSCP-PL-2004-Jはここにあったぞ!」と書き込めるというに。)

説明: 現在のところ、SCP-PL-2004-Jが何であるかは分かっていません。それはオブジェクトを不可視にする異常な性質によるものです。シートを被せたり水を掛けたりすることは、SCP-PL-2004-Jがあたかも存在していないように透過してしまうため、不可能です。
Currently it’s not known what is SCP-PL-2004-J. It is due to its anomalous nature, which causes the object to be invisible. Covering it with sheet or splashing water on it is impossible because these things fall freely as if there was nothing in place of SCP-PL-2004-J.

技術的観点から推測できる唯一の事柄はSCP-PL-2004-Jがある種の車両であるということで、それがオブジェクトに関する知識の全てです。
From a technical point of view the only thing that can be assumed it’s that SCP-PL-2004-J is a vehicle of some sort. That is all when it comes to knowledge about the object. The subject doesn't leave any traces on its way, also it doesn't emit any sounds. However, it can be touched by any human. The sensory impressions show that the subject has a seat with a steering device similar to that present in motorcycles and parts similar to metal bars serving as a support for feet. Any other parts of SCP-PL-2004-J probably don't exist, because there seem to be no solid surface under the center of the steering device. Despite those characteristics SCP-PL-2004-J seems to be an uniform object. Its measurements are practically the same as other standard scooters and similar vehicles..

If any person gets on SCP-PL-2004-J, it gains a possibility to move using the object. Visually, that person looks like it's floating in the air.

When on the driver's seat, testers will involuntary to create sounds imitating working internal combustion engine. These sounds will be emitted constantly during the usage of SCP-PL-2004-J. Object’s steering is identical as of a normal scooter's.

Seems to not need any fuel, it also doesn't emit any sounds. Moreover, the tests showed that it can accelerate to this beats impossible for the types of vehicles. Predictably, high speeds to the driver's disorientation and lack of control which leads to falling out of the vehicle. An interesting fact is that the driver falls out with the speed they achieved during the driving, but SCP-PL-2004-J instantly loses all the gained speed in the moment driver leaves it. Another anomalous property of the object is that it can drive on vertical surfaces.

During the usage of SCP-PL-2004-J testers hear certain music. It's looped so it's ending smoothly connects to the beginning of the next cycle. They claim that it origins from a small distance away from the object any end it seems to move with the same speed as the vehicle. After a longer time of using SCP-PL-2004-J, testers report the sightings of SCP-PL-2004-1-J. They describe it as a humanoidal robot made of metallic elements, having large body and rectangular head with bright, red eyes. It drives a massive vehicle without wheels, similar to motorcycle. SCP-PL-2004-1-J seems to be visible only for the driver of SCP-PL-2004-J and its goal is probably catching him. If it succeeds, it throws the tester off the SCP-PL-2004-1, what usually results in serious injuries or instant death. SCP-PL-2004-J predictably remains in the same place in which it was left by the tester.

注意: 実験計画責任者████████博士の指令により、SCP-PL-2004-JとSCP-666-Jのクロステストが計画されました。実験は、12/24/20██を予定されています。実験名称は#144k-x12k-666-PL2004KFです。
According to the ordinance of the project manager, doctor ████████, a crosstest between SCP-PL-2004-J and SCP-666-J was planned. It was scheduled on 12/24/20██. Experiment designation: #144k-x12k-666-PL2004KF.

更新 #1: インシデントOMG-7734の発生のため、実験番号144k-x12k-666-PL2004KFは中止されました。
Experiment #144k-x12k-666-PL2004KF was canceled due to the occurrence of Incident OMG-7734.

更新 #2: インシデントOMG-7734の影響の長期的性質のため、SCP-PL-2004-JはNeutralizedであると見なされます。本事案の要約メモは以下の通りです。
Due to the long term nature of Incident OMG-7734 effects, the SCP-PL-2004-J is now considered neutralized. The note summarizing that event can be found below.

「コズミンスキが駐車した場所を忘れました」とは一体どういう意味だ?! — 実験計画責任者████████博士
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ''KOŹMIŃSKI DOESN’T REMEMBER WHERE HE PARKED IT"?! — project manager, doctor ████████


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