P'rantortiz the Vile

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Unfortunately their deaths acted as the catalyst to an Alpha-Tier working.

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Black Queen Gnosis

dibs on pink!

Black Queen Elle, here if you need me

Andrea. Thank you all so much for contributing, really.

ETA: Forgot my name! Black Queen Lilly here!!!

black queen vertigo reporting.


P'rantortiz is a malevolent humanish-shaped I believe you mean "humanoid". Woah. Who let Bizarro in here? Can we not? This is a serious matter. entity. A high-ranking demon knight. It possesses intimate knowledge of ancient and esoteric magicks, is supremely cunning, and invariably hostile. Likes include: subjugation of the populace, torture or extermination of those who resist, debauched sex parties, and Homestuck. So like, literally the worst type of— Enough.


Unknown, aside from the presence of one or more of the Abrahamic faiths. The only sensible thing to do is ban religion, of course!


This is what we're here to determine. We know that holy water has an adverse effect on it, but it isn't exactly enough to disable the demon completely. A combination of religious enchantments and/or tactics may suffice in holding him permanently. We need to figure out what that precise combination is.

Instance: Timeline Q-001:

My home, and the reason I requested a catalogue for this prick. The majority of the population has been enslaved. The remainder has been driven underground, and are hunted by The Beast's minions. I've personally poured through the Library's archives, searching for something, anything that may put a stop to its reign of terror. Something to give my people a reason to keep fighting. I am sorry. I'm certain we will come across something. You know, you could always come bunk with me! A bad spell turned like, 90% of my timeline into ice-cream and waffles! disgusting I'll pass, thanks. Wait. I thought your timeline was the one filled with indestructible kittens? Yea, that was like, four timelines ago. I need to move a lot.

Instance: Timeline Q-343:

Manipulated several world leaders via occult means into initiating a series of armed conflicts; culminating in out-and-out nuclear warfare. Billions perished in the exchange. The demon's whereabouts are unknown. the Foundation? Dissolved. Testimony from one of their escapees suggests that their leadership was similarly compromised. damn. Is this just like, 'your thing' to be edgy and mysterious, or are faces in your dimension upside-down? If it's the latter, I've got a friend in the circus I could hook you up with. She's a Khôramancer, dear. was. I retired. An unfortunate side-affect of toying with the Void.

Instance: Timeline H-522:

Much more low-key here. He possessed a human; a famous pornographer. Produced a series of films in which his crew ritualistically murdered his performers after the 'act'. Viewers become compelled to replicate their actions. The Foundation confiscated all physical copies, and labelled him as a Person of Interest. Currently at large. Totally called the 'sex party' thing. Gnosis. She's being rather unproductive. Do you mind? Not at all.

Black Queen Lilly has been banished (Do return when you have something meaningful to contribute.)

Instance: Timeline J-280:

all dead. nothing left but screams. I need to lie down. I've seen its treachery first-hand. Take all the time you need, Vertigo.

Instance: Timeline K-999:

GOC forces raided the stronghold of a cult based around the entity. Excellent. Slaughtered his followers to a man. I like where this is going. Unfortunately their deaths acted as the catalyst to an Alpha-Tier working. an ascendance? Exactly. None can get within a mile of it without spontaneously combusting. If the subject does indeed have a weakness, it won't be found in this iteration. That is rather troublesome. How many timelines have fallen to this Beast?

Instance: Timeline L-761:

Guess who's back bitches! gnosis? Again with this? Say your piece. Right. Ahem.

Target is in the Foundation's custody. Well, that certainly is a step in the right direction, but they're not always the best at handling these things. Oh. It gets better. See, not only do they have the fucker under lock and key, but— You're bluffing. I'm with her. Considering your previous behavior, we'll need something more solid than just your word. Good thing ol' Lilly's got proof! pic: cuz it totally happened! Open attachment

Lilly, I love you. The idiocy displayed here is remarkable. This is gold. excellent work. Now that we've got this out of the way… I've got a few hundred billion-trillion light-years filled with deliciousness just begging to be eaten. :) Sounds like a plan. I do think we all deserve the break.is there mint-flavored. Count me in!


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アイテム番号: SCP-XXXX-JP

オブジェクトクラス: Safe/Euclid/Keter

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アイテム番号: SCP-XXXX-JP

オブジェクトクラス: Safe/Euclid/Keter

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Should intermittent vengeance arm again his red right hand to plague us?
-Chaos Insurgency-

Lux Lucet In Tenebris
-A Gentleman-

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状態 販売中
価格 1個につき120アメリカドル/80イギリスポンド, 1袋につき2000アメリカドル/1200イギリスポンド, 1箱につき100000アメリカドル/60000イギリスポンド
入手可能性 供給チェーンが確立
識別名 ワンダーテインメント博士の泡風呂ボンボン!® (内部名称は'血液風呂')
説明 商品は包装された小さな菓子が20個ずつ袋づめされているもので、消費者が購入する際には1箱に64袋詰められている。摂取すると、商品は肌から泡として血を噴出させる。短時間に大量消費すると失血死を招く。

著者 ルーカス・モナコ 日付 4月6日, 2006
重要性 識別名 ワンダーテインメント博士の泡風呂ボンボン!®

As stated in other reports, the potential of some kind of concession stand with small, comparatively cheap goods prior to larger auctions could result in substantial profit margins. Recommending establishment of supply line and cursory market trials.
File Opened Under: IWN45/N3OS8/4IGI5

Inventory Information
Owner Quantity Comments
Marshall, Carter and Dark Ltd. 48640 (38 Crates) Available from Supplier on demand.
Global Occult Coalition 27 Currently kept in storage as samples.
The Foundation 582 Stored as SCP-1079; low level security.
The Chaos Insurgency ~2000 Items distributed amongst low-level personnel for use as assassination tools.
Doctor Wondertainment N/A Supplier.
Customers ~5000 Items commonly purchased for use as practical jokes.
Others ~1000 100 crates entered into circulation prior to establishing exclusivity of supply; few untracked items believed to exist.

External Report 01
Organisation Wondertainment Enterprises Acquired April 06, 2006
Method of Acquisition Monthly Dr. Wondertainment catalogue delivery.
Daddy telling you that your baths use too much water? Mummy refusing to let you use her fancy soaps? Wa-hey, Wonderkids! It's…

Dr. Wondertainment's Bubblebath Bonbons!®

Open up the bag, and with a single sweet, and you'll be having bubbly fun in no time! Give them to friends as a practical joke! With Dr. Wondertainment's Bubblebath Bonbons!®, you won't need to wait for bathtime any more: the bath is YOU!

Only one sweet to be taken per sitting. Not suitable for children under 3 years.

Memo 01
Sender Amos Marshall Recipient Lucas Monaco
Potential seems good for the 'sweets trolley'; something that might go down well with the wine. The sample box went down well; didn't eat any myself (I'm not exactly spry, I need all the blood I can get) but Carter seemed to enjoy the effect immensely. I leave the specifics to you.

Probably should make the warnings about 'one sweet per sitting' larger, too. Carter passed out after three of them.

Memo 02
Sender Lucas Monaco Recipient Amos Marshall
I fiddled with the price point a bit; around 100GBP apiece seems to maximise profits. A few patrons were interested in purchasing whole bags; I've given slight bulk discounts to encourage increased purchase numbers. Market data, as always, is a fiddly thing. Still not quite done, I'll tell you when it's finalised.

We're still operating on a crate by crate basis, I'll touch ground with Wondertainment and see if we can get regular shipments going at a lower cost.

Memo 03
Sender Lucas Monaco Recipient Amos Marshall
Wondertainment's willing to establish a supply line, as usual: we negotiated down from 5000GBP to 4000 per crate. At the reduced purchase rate, I'm recommending 80GBP apiece. Slight reduction in short-term profits, but in the long run, we'll get more out of word of mouth than we would at a higher price point. We should have enough stock to offer them regularly by July.

On another note, Jessie (the girl working the counter) refers to the items as 'Bloodbaths', and the name seems to have stuck among patrons. It's descriptive, and a lot more marketable than 'Bubblebath Bonbons'; I'm adding the term to documentation.

Sale Records
Records From: July, 2006 to June, 2007
Month Sold Comments
July, 2006 879
August, 2006 387
September, 2006 852
October, 2006 10482 Halloween spike.
November, 2006 879
December, 2006 5820 Christmas spike.
January, 2007 1298
February, 2007 2034
March, 2007 29381 April Fools' spike.
April, 2007 20482 Tail from April Fools.
May, 2007 5924 Popularity drops mid-month.
June, 2007 284

Incident Report 01
Author Lucas Monaco Date November 01, 2006
Well, we have our first casualties. The purchase spike started in early October in preparation for Halloween; a lot of people seem to have handed them out to kids, who downed them by the handful. They're clustered primarily in the US, so the chance of anyone leading it back to us is low. The Foundation - and the UIU, surprisingly - seem to have cleared up a lot of the mess for us.

The few casualties in Europe seem to have been from using the sweets as ingredients, primarily in desserts. After running some tests, the effect seems to spread between sugars: when dissolved in sugar water, the effect spreads to the entire cup, with increased efficacy proportional to the added sugar. There is a slight spread into fatty foodstuffs, but nowhere near as pronounced. We could start manufacturing duplicates from current stock, but the potential for unexpected side effects we see in a lot of Wondertainment goods is a pretty good deterrent.

No real problems with hiding it from patrons, of course, just making a note of the fact. Dead customers aren't return customers.





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